What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Scientists release a statement after identifying a strange object in space emitting signals to Earth every 44 minutes. - Farmingdale Observer

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Are British people in awe when someone from the United States visits their country?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Did the Brits ever carry out high-profile, high-risk missions in World War II like the Americans did with a U-110 in the fictional movie “U-571”?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

No go.

Endometriosis is an interesting disease - Hacker News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Six big questions about the 2025 NBA Finals: Tyrese Haliburton and the Pacers enter the Thunderdome - CBS Sports

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Regeneron Pharmaceuticals Crashes 19% On A Surprise Sanofi-Tied Failure - Investor's Business Daily

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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